There are superheroes and there are pseudoheroes.

Superhero – a man or woman capable of performing super human feats and a penchant for wearing tight fitting clothes while they do so.

Psuedohero – a man or woman capable of nothing extraordinary and a penchant for wearing highly impractical outfits whilst doing nothing.

Child of mine lay never begging bread nor selling soul to live
Keep the smile that matches the sparkle in your eye
The one that lights the face
For it touches heart and mind

I take my dog for a walk at about nine in the evening, he is ecstatically jubilant at the prospect of leaving the yard which confines him and has for the greater part of his life. I can relate to this notion. The streets empty except for the ghostlike shadows cast by street lamps and security lights.

It had been a long day for Ralph, just another long day in a line of long days. But that’s probably how he preferred it, what were his options anyway, go home and interfere with himself while watching another soft porn movie